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| haha i didn't even realize that was you |
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| im fucking done with everyone, i try to make everyone fucking happy and all i get is shit and fucking attitudes im tired of everyones shit |
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| so im off work on a saturday with nothing to do, i need to change that :P |
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| well today freaking sucks, alternator or starter in my car is done so have to be driven around, |
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| two research papers due monday and tuesday, didn't start on either lets see how this goes :/ |
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| Yelling someone's name in different voices until they hear you. |
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| 'I never said she stole my money', has 7 different meanings depending on which word you choose to put extra pressure on. |
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| The human mind spends 70% of it's time replaying memories & creating scenarios of perfect moments and situations. |
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| lets see how this goes :/ |
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| | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr.Krabs |
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| don't know how long i can do this... |
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| I'm not broke but my "check wallet" light is on. |
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| On a scale of Casey Anthony to Penn State, how do you love children? |
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| On a scale of Casey Anthony to Penn State, how do you love children? |
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| everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh |
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| Danger Will Robinson, just say no! |
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| That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying. |
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| Q: how many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? .... A: LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! |
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| You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut. |
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