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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | SpaceSquirrel | 2011-02-23 | ![]() | |
| @sssh_squirrel | 822 days | |||
| professional linoleum in socks ice skater | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 5,240 | 4,030 | 29,063 | 355 | 120,515 |
![]() | SpaceSquirrel @sssh_squirrel |
| @OlDirtyArtoBass Thank You | |
| 3h in reply to OlDirtyArtoBass | |
![]() | Broke Wit Jokes @_LUMP | ||
| Falling on your sword is tough to do when you have a butterknife. | |||
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![]() | Broke Wit Jokes @_LUMP | ||
| My son just used the refrigerator door as a guillotine on the cat. | |||
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![]() | Fondue KnuckleSlap. @Genghis_Dong | ||
| I love you guys so much that I carry copies of your profile pictures in my wallet and tell the people I work with that you're my family. | |||
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![]() | SpaceSquirrel @sssh_squirrel |
| OK My twitterspaz is over--that's my fix for the day. | |
| 4h | |
![]() | Gavin, probably @GavinProbably | ||
| My favorite workout at the gym is walking for 30 minutes while I untangle my headphones. | |||
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![]() | Gavin Pivott @gavinpivott | ||
| What idiot named them rap battles instead of diss appointments. | |||
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![]() | Aspersioncast @Aspersioncast | ||
| I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake. | |||
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![]() | Brent Smith @Brentweets | ||
| Everytime a person from another country follows me I whisper to myself "global". | |||
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![]() | Ⓐ @NicksNTricks | ||
| RT if you think dinosaurs were invented by evil liberals to lead us astray from God 's path. | |||
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![]() | Big Shitty LARVa @slennonhugs | ||
| A man sitting alone in the back of a church yelling, "Pics or it didn't happen!" after every reading. | |||
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![]() | Big Shitty LARVa @slennonhugs | ||
| Fuck it let's rob the bookmobile | |||
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![]() | Big Shitty LARVa @slennonhugs | ||
| RIP to my father. Told you there was a wrong way to eat a Reese's, idiot. | |||
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![]() | Big Shitty LARVa @slennonhugs | ||
| Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other. Fav this if you want to live with me. RT if you want to live with her. #ILoveYouMore | |||
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![]() | Crazydoesit @Crazydoesit | ||
| Remember people-As soon as the baby Jesus decorations are out on the front lawns, steal them &return them on Easter Sunday. You're Welcome. | |||
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![]() | Harry Canary @ClosestThing | ||
| I'm not a Doctor but I play one on match.com. | |||
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![]() | 2High2Care @ImHopel3ss | ||
| Love is a four letter horror story. | |||
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![]() | 2High2Care @ImHopel3ss | ||
| Thanks to Twitter I found out where all the beautiful, smart, sexy awesome girls live. And its a place called, No where fucking near me. | |||
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![]() | Luka & Lincoln @thedailymarker | ||
| To avoid butterflies in your stomach, don't eat caterpillars. | |||
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![]() | farleftcoast @farleftcoast | ||
| To judge others is human. To keep your fucking opinion about others to yourself is having class. | |||
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