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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Jason Sweeney | Toronto, Ontario, Canada | 2007-11-04 | ![]() |
| @sween | 2,025 days | |||
| limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 1,116,971 | 298 | 6,653 | 5,779 | 99,524 |
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| Remember that scene in "The Matrix" where Neo and Trinity were surrounded by infinite racks of weapons? I want that, but with snacks. | |||
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| Accidentally called my wide my girlfriend, which is weird, considering we've been married for WIFE! I MEAN WIFE! | |||
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| I don't know if we could be close friends, but I would love to party with one of those yelling goats. | |||
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| If TV networks were people, do you think Spike and Lifetime would hook up? | |||
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| Went socks shopping today, but I pronounced it "sox" so people knew I still had an edge. | |||
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| Our mayor supposedly smokes crack and everyone wants evidence, but my wife finds pee on the floor and I'm IMMEDIATELY guilty?? | |||
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| Ate a salad for dinner. Then I told myself to go to my room and think about what I did. I'm not mad. Just disappointed. | |||
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| My cat’s at the foot of the bed curled up to my wife’s feet and it’s really cute except that’s my spot. | |||
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| If this toilet paper could talk, it would probably say "OH GOD! OH GOD!!!!" | |||
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| “What do you mean the Leafs blew a three-point lead?? TURN THIS CAPSULE AROUND!!” Welcome home, @Cmdr_Hadfield. | |||
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| Now the Leafs are out of the playoffs, theatre and art gallery attendance is going to go through the *roof*. | |||
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| Calm down, Toronto. It’s not like this is new to us. | |||
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| Today I said “hi” to someone really loud and it sounded like I was doing karate and I have literally never felt so cool. | |||
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| Dr. Pepper only has a PhD. | |||
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| With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here's Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World. youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9d… | |||
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| 41-years old and I’m *still* pissed off about the whole “EVERY day is Kids Day!” crap. | |||
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| Even though I feed him *every* day, I just realized my cat has never laughed at a single one of my jokes. | |||
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| I’d never *actually* divorce my wife, but when I got tagged in the nuts and she told me to “walk it off”? I thought about it. | |||
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| How many times can you guys get away with farting in front of your wives by saying “Oops”? I’ve only gotten to 2 before she leaves the room. | |||
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| @texburgher You probably like something on volcanoes. Or March 13, 1979. | |
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| Date | Followers | Following | Tweets | Avg daily total | New followers | New following | New tweets | Avg daily month | Follow rank | Tweet rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013-05-21 | 1,116,971 | 298 | 6,653 | 3.3 | -1,200 | 2 | 54 | 2.6 | 1,399 | 16,701 |
| 2013-04-30 | 1,118,171 | 296 | 6,599 | 3.3 | -1,934 | 1 | 40 | 1.3 | 1,399 | 16,701 |
| 2013-03-31 | 1,120,105 | 295 | 6,559 | 3.3 | -1,935 | 1 | 40 | 1.3 | 1,363 | 16,630 |
| 2013-02-28 | 1,122,040 | 294 | 6,519 | 3.4 | -2,314 | 0 | 58 | 2.1 | 1,270 | 16,038 |
| 2013-01-31 | 1,124,354 | 294 | 6,461 | 3.4 | -2,563 | 0 | 22 | 0.7 | 1,235 | 14,863 |
| 2012-12-31 | 1,126,917 | 294 | 6,439 | 3.4 | -2,459 | 1 | 45 | 1.5 | 1,174 | 14,855 |
| 2012-11-30 | 1,129,376 | 293 | 6,394 | 3.5 | -2,718 | -1 | 79 | 2.6 | 1,116 | 14,341 |
| 2012-10-31 | 1,132,094 | 294 | 6,315 | 3.5 | -2,732 | 2 | 93 | 3.0 | 1,071 | 14,297 |
| 2012-09-30 | 1,134,826 | 292 | 6,222 | 3.5 | -3,604 | -2 | 50 | 1.7 | 1,005 | 14,355 |
| 2012-08-31 | 1,138,430 | 294 | 6,172 | 3.5 | -2,747 | -1 | 39 | 1.3 | 957 | 14,128 |
| 2012-07-31 | 1,141,177 | 295 | 6,133 | 3.5 | -2,687 | 0 | 49 | 1.6 | 871 | 10,221 |
| 2012-06-30 | 1,143,864 | 295 | 6,084 | 3.6 | -1,833 | -5 | 78 | 2.6 | 813 | 9,666 |
| 2012-05-31 | 1,145,697 | 300 | 6,006 | 3.6 | -2,434 | 3 | 72 | 2.3 | 755 | 9,245 |
| 2012-04-30 | 1,148,131 | 297 | 5,934 | 3.6 | -3,734 | -1 | 74 | 2.5 | 716 | 9,034 |
| 2012-03-31 | 1,151,865 | 298 | 5,860 | 3.6 | -3,836 | 1 | 113 | 3.6 | 669 | 8,334 |
| 2012-02-29 | 1,155,701 | 297 | 5,747 | 3.6 | -4,342 | -1 | 114 | 3.9 | 612 | 8,315 |
| 2012-01-31 | 1,160,043 | 298 | 5,633 | 3.6 | -4,740 | 4 | 123 | 4.0 | 580 | 8,013 |
| 2011-12-31 | 1,164,783 | 294 | 5,510 | 3.6 | -3,590 | -4 | 73 | 2.4 | 527 | 7,416 |
| 2011-11-30 | 1,168,373 | 298 | 5,437 | 3.7 | -3,297 | 5 | 93 | 3.1 | 485 | 3,331 |
| 2011-10-31 | 1,171,670 | 293 | 5,344 | 3.7 | -2,895 | 0 | 72 | 2.3 | 460 | 3,006 |
| 2011-09-30 | 1,174,565 | 293 | 5,272 | 3.7 | -3,341 | -10 | 73 | 2.4 | 421 | 2,996 |
| 2011-08-31 | 1,177,906 | 303 | 5,199 | 3.7 | -4,126 | 0 | 59 | 1.9 | 401 | 2,661 |
| 2011-07-31 | 1,182,032 | 303 | 5,140 | 3.8 | -2,937 | 4 | 54 | 1.7 | 366 | 2,251 |
| 2011-06-30 | 1,184,969 | 299 | 5,086 | 3.8 | -1,871 | 1 | 63 | 2.1 | 339 | 2,197 |
| 2011-05-31 | 1,186,840 | 298 | 5,023 | 3.9 | 2,399 | 4 | 76 | 2.5 | 321 | 2,131 |
| 2011-04-30 | 1,184,441 | 294 | 4,947 | 3.9 | 1,347 | 2 | 86 | 2.9 | 306 | 1,925 |
| 2011-03-31 | 1,183,094 | 292 | 4,861 | 3.9 | 2,562 | 3 | 83 | 2.7 | 300 | 1,851 |
| 2011-02-28 | 1,180,532 | 289 | 4,778 | 3.9 | -112 | 4 | 110 | 3.9 | 284 | 1,680 |
| 2011-01-31 | 1,180,644 | 285 | 4,668 | 3.9 | -2,096 | -4 | 71 | 2.3 | 272 | 1,670 |
| 2010-12-31 | 1,182,740 | 289 | 4,597 | 4.0 | -2,034 | -2 | 83 | 2.7 | 262 | 1,687 |
| 2010-11-30 | 1,184,774 | 291 | 4,514 | 4.0 | -2,276 | -7 | 57 | 1.9 | 247 | 1,681 |
| 2010-10-31 | 1,187,050 | 298 | 4,457 | 4.1 | -2,697 | 1 | 63 | 2.0 | 244 | 921 |
| 2010-09-30 | 1,189,747 | 297 | 4,394 | 4.1 | -3,578 | 17 | 97 | 2.2 | 237 | 1,373 |
| 2010-08-17 | 1,193,325 | 280 | 4,297 | 4.2 | -1,439 | 3 | 33 | 1.9 | 219 | 1,170 |
| 2010-07-31 | 1,194,764 | 277 | 4,264 | 4.3 | -4,390 | -12 | 67 | 2.2 | 211 | 817 |
| 2010-06-30 | 1,199,154 | 289 | 4,197 | 4.3 | -4,276 | -9 | 61 | 2.0 | 201 | 781 |
| 2010-05-31 | 1,203,430 | 298 | 4,136 | 4.4 | -2,105 | -1 | 87 | 2.8 | 196 | 749 |
| 2010-04-30 | 1,205,535 | 299 | 4,049 | 4.5 | -5,207 | 9 | 117 | 3.9 | 193 | 728 |
| 2010-03-31 | 1,210,742 | 290 | 3,932 | 4.5 | -4,957 | 1 | 111 | 3.6 | 186 | 728 |
| 2010-02-28 | 1,215,699 | 289 | 3,821 | 4.5 | -7,107 | 5 | 124 | 4.1 | 183 | 683 |
| 2010-01-29 | 1,222,806 | 284 | 3,697 | 4.5 | 47,211 | -2 | 81 | 2.8 | 176 | 459 |
| 2009-12-31 | 1,175,595 | 286 | 3,616 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 161 | 557 |
| 2009-12-31 | 1,175,595 | 286 | 3,616 | 4.6 | 33,057 | -1 | 43 | 3.3 | 161 | 557 |
| 2009-12-18 | 1,142,538 | 287 | 3,573 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 169 | 595 |
| 2009-12-18 | 1,142,538 | 287 | 3,573 | 4.6 | 48,522 | -4 | 85 | 4.0 | 169 | 595 |
| 2009-11-27 | 1,094,016 | 291 | 3,488 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 169 | 578 |
| 2009-11-27 | 1,094,016 | 291 | 3,488 | 4.6 | 67,408 | 6 | 125 | 4.5 | 169 | 578 |
| 2009-10-30 | 1,026,608 | 285 | 3,363 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 171 | 551 |
| 2009-10-30 | 1,026,608 | 285 | 3,363 | 4.6 | 121,912 | 11 | 172 | 4.9 | 171 | 551 |
| 2009-09-25 | 904,696 | 274 | 3,191 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 172 | 473 |
| 2009-09-25 | 904,696 | 274 | 3,191 | 4.6 | 137,474 | 3 | 140 | 5.0 | 172 | 473 |
| 2009-08-28 | 767,222 | 271 | 3,051 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 174 | 285 |
| 2009-08-28 | 767,222 | 271 | 3,051 | 4.6 | - | - | - | - | 174 | 285 |
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