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| The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, it's being caught by your friends.. |
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| Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up. |
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| Overprotective parents raise the best liars. |
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| If I show you a picture on my phone...✋ Bitch don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right, Just look. 😒 |
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| if you think I'm purposely ignoring you I probably am |
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| Relationship status: eating |
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| "Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", The worst |
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| Be happy in front of people who hate you, it kills them.. |
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| "You look tired" = Nice way of saying that you look like shit. |
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| Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?........ Me: 10 |
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Person: Do you want to hang out?
Me: I have to ask my mom.
Me: *Doesn't ask her*
Me: She said no. |
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| Accidentally closing the tab of the video you’ve been waiting forever to load...... |
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| I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday |
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| That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone's status. |
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| Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realising its Sunday |
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| That awkward moment when someone starts staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password. |
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| hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday. |
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| Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. - Sincerely, students |
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| 1. "I want this" 2. "Look at the price tag" 3. "Nevermind" |
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| no idea how to retweet someone, sorryy hahha |
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