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| : Laughing for 10 minutes adds 1 day to your life. Follow and you'll live forever! đ |
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| If you have less than 5000 followers, just follow to gain! |
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| I miss being a kid, no one cared how you dressed, we were all friends and we all could be ourselves without being judged. |
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| Me: Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this. Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA |
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Basic school day
Me: I hate all of you.
Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die. |
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| MY attitude is based on how YOU treat ME. â |
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| Most people are lucky they canât hear what Iâm thinking. |
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| sometimes when I'm texting my friends I make a typo and I don't fix it cause I'm too lazy and I just let them try to figure out what I meant |
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| if you think my room is a mess you should see my life |
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| I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave |
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| girl r u on your period because you are ovary acting |
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Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence |
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| do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl |
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*opens pizza box*
*snoop dogg voice*
Greetings loved ones lets take a journey |
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everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look confused
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look mad
me: IT'S JUST MY FACE |
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| can i get a scholarship for eating |
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if you are ever having trouble on a test just write âjesusâ for the answer bc jesus is always the answer
god bless |
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| i feel like i annoy everyone that doesn't start the conversation first |
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| Recent studies show that you should just shut the hell up |
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