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| March has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You’re welcome! Now go & check April :P |
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| My elbow is such a slut.... I swear, it bangs everything! |
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| Treat ur woman like u treat ur smartphone: Touch her often, stare at her, & make her the most important thing in ur life ;) |
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| A quiet man is thinking…a quiet woman is fucking pissed! |
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| My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to the morning.. ;) |
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| Today a 12year old came up to me & said, "May I please have a cigarette"? I can't believe kids this age are already so polite |
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| I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination ;) |
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| When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up she`ll write a song called, "I Went In The Wrong Direction." =D |
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| Blanket on .. too hot. Blanket off .. too cold, one leg out ?? PERFECT! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE !! |
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| if it's way funny then it's must follow |
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| Everyone is fighting their own battle, to be free from their past, to live in their present and to create their future :) |
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| Me: I will do it at 7 PM.....Time: 7:02 PM....Me: Oops !! Too late gotta wait till 8 now.. (RT if u have done this) |
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| Roses are red, your body is fine, I know we just met, but your place or mine ?? ;) |
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| I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I am asleep and I am all like (°_-) (-_°) (-_-) |
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| Mom can I...." "Go ask your father" "Dad can I....." "Go ask your mother" |
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| Facebook is for the people you know. Twitter is for the people you wish you knew.. |
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| I am going to spend this Valentines Day with my true love….......Food. =D |
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| | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr. Krabs (RT if you get it) ;) |
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| Yeah. I’m WEIRD. (W)onderful, (E)xciting, (I)nteresting, (R)eal, (D)ifferent \=D/ |
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| If u watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea |
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