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| True Movies when 'Frankenhooker' in on one channel up? |
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| The DVD of The Bourne Supremacy ITV2 use must be close to wearing out. |
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| I don't know what Eddie Izzard has against his knee cartilage but his Marathons for Mandela on is quite a venture. |
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| Nice of Kurt to wear a shirt the colour of a strawberry milkshake. He can't stop thinking about them. |
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| There's little worse in life than being milkshake-focused. My old dairy intolerant granpappy used to tell me that. |
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| Natalie knows what a mushroom is! Shame she was pointing at a dog. No, horse. No, cow. No, child. |
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| Oi - can you lend trickless pony Jason and few of your ponies? |
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| This bunch are selling jacket potatoes. Next week, they go up against a pair of scouts selling lemonade on a stall. And lose. |
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| I'd like to know if she once bought a dog and found she had to build a stable for it. |
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A 5.2 on the Hewer-o-Tron.
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| I think I went for a drink at The Fruity Cow once. |
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| It's like a mystery carvery. But one you don't want to eat at. |
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| I'd hate to go for a roast at Natalie's. 'I've cooked the horse/dog/cow.' It'd be a lottery. |
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| With her grasp of animals, do we know if Natalie has gone on to cook lasagnes for certain supermarkets? |
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| Neil, there, putting the dic in despotic. |
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| Ostrich burger van. 'I'll have a neck on a skewer, please.' |
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| A farm task is the perfect time for one to demonstrate that they, literally, don't know what's crap. Dangerous in a farmyard. |
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| A candidate on the tonight talks about a burger van so posh a Roman emperor would call it fancy. He'd also think 'What's a van?' |
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| Nervous about interviewing Matthew Rhys, the undercover Soviet officer in because my KGB handler has warned me to not screw up |
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| Come on, TV channels - someone get to work on a fast-turnaround doc about whether it's pronounced 'Gif' or 'Jif'. |
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