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| Carb-loading's not just for 10k runs, it's for life. |
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| well it's been like 4 minutes so OBVIOUSLY we need to talk about it again. |
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| Try not to ask Rod about his shrinky peen. |
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| Just dreamily said "I love Ban Ki-Moon" out loud in the office. I sound like I'm super into politics and/or have a thing for old diplomats. |
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| HOOP FIGHTER 2 !!!! READY.... FIGHT !!! |
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| Thank you! Really well. I'm mainly impressed with the canteen, which are the reasons someone should like their job yeah? |
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| Just laughed for a good 5 minutes about Kim Kardashian's feet. Just give up and wear Crocs, girl. |
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| I definitely wanted to start my morning listening to Florence Welch yodelling through someone else's cheap headphones. |
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| "Don't be an idiot, John. She's clearly a [obvious recycled plot line]!" |
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| And then the next Sherlock episode will be called "Who The Fuck is Clara?" |
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| I bet the Doctors real name is Sherlock Holmes and then regenerates into Benedict Cuminmybasket and Watson is the new assistant. |
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| 4 fingers. Chunky are bigger but with 4 pieces it feels like more chocolate to me. |
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| Kit-Kats will be the end of me. They're going to find my body under my desk, beneath 146 wrappers and chocolate smeared all of over my chins |
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| I read that as "word war" food, although I imagine the two aren't that dissimilar... |
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| Hi lady - your email account has been hacked, loads of spam messages coming through this morning! xx |
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| It's exactly 1 month until London to Brighton ride. I'm totally prepared and have been training every day. *coughs* |
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| and then you realise it's a robot who is trained to so that. |
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| OH GOD CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER POP-TARTS |
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| She was the best. And the war cry. *chills* |
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