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| “: You guys want to support me on tour again?” Nut. |
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| A lot of comedy about science seems to be composed almost entirely of antipatter |
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| “: Yesterday was a magical day and last nite was a magical nite. 😋😩😇” ah kin dae card tricks tae so jist pipe doon. |
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| Mibbe ah kid start daein a 'pod cast'......oh Garreh, you are a wit. Ah HATE PODCASTS-WHIT EVEN UR THEY????!!!!!!!!!!!! Git it oot ma ears!! |
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| Maste ay yis.....some ay yis are bam radges thit are that mad wi the bammery thit yis eat 'bam sandwiches' fir yir lunch, uvry day!!! |
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| Lads, mare ay me isnae lookin likely at the mo- mibbe one day ul day one ay they shan exclusives aboot whits been goan oan. Yis are sound. |
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| has made it to Australian TV! Do yourself a favour |
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| Just eaten 91 Petit Filous. Still starvin. Yogurt? Mare like 'no-gurt'. Laters. |
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| Ah wonder if a blind millionaire huz uvur been tempted tae git a 'guide horse'. |
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| Knock knock! Who's there? You. You who? Ah prefer HIYA! See?! That's a joke aboot the way folk say hello! GARY YOU ARE OAN FIRE!!! |
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| Knock knock? Who's there? Me. Me who? Me-eoaw! I JIST MADE THAT UP THE NOW! LIKE A CAT!! Funneh!!!!!!! |
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| “: Good Morning! You deserve a fantastic day today! Enjoy!” Sorreh but um no sure ah trust you....ah dinny. |
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| “: Good morning from Wynyard Park, are you have a nice weekend?” Calm doon it's just started 'Duncan' |
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| Woody woodpecker annoys me. I hink he's an idiot. |
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| Sometimes ah get oan the bus n say tae the driver "dae you go tae ma hoose?" Ah swear, ah always find it funnier than thame! LOVE ME!!!! |
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| Jist phoned Dominoes askin if a cid order a pizza- boy says "aye" ah says "brulliant, call ye back when um hungreh!!!" Noo um starvin. Aye. |
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| ud be better than anyyin in anyhin, cos um Gary. Tom Cruise is jist a healthy mental wi mare money than.......maste folk! |
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| pizza wi shells oan it? Nut. |
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| um goannae release that as an album. |
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