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Image	Name	Location	Twitter since
	James Bond	On A Mission	2011-06-19
@JerkBond	730 days
Secret agent. Like's Martini's, girls and puns...bit of a jerk.

Followers	Following	Tweets	Lists	Favorites
3,804	15	1,184	49	0

#OneRuleDuringSex Have your weapon cocked and loaded and use a silencer if required.

While driving the Aston Martin, I saw a banana skin in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it, just in case.

Thanks, Mario Kart.

@ThisIsZorin Using big words like 'you', Max? I'm impressed!

Guns don't kill people.
People with a licence to kill, kill people. #007

I'm glad I got rid of the BMW Z3 Roadster after the #Goldeneye mission. Instead of being a useful tool, it made me look like one.

Rap is 75% Crap.

	James Bond @JerkBond
	@ThisIsZorin Dry like my Martini's.
7d in reply to ThisIsZorin

	James Bond @JerkBond
	#IDidntTextYouBackBecause I having Christmas in Turkey.
7d

I'm sure the Silva #Skyfall action figure is just a redressed old #Hasbro Max Zorin one from 1985...wait it's "Has Been", not Hasbro.

@JediOrderPR I am fully trained in the Jedi Arts and it's an impressive er, weapon, if I do say so myself! twitpic.com/cwfenh

	James Bond @JerkBond
	Congratulations @tommycomelately for becoming 001, or rather my 3,800th undercover spy...er, I mean follower. Welcome to MI6!
8d

One man's tool is another man's weapon.
Mine's both.

Supervillains should take out "Secret Lair Insurance" to protect them from "Acts of Bond".

Who wants to be 001...? Or rather my 3,800th spy follower? Will it be YOU?

	James Bond @JerkBond
	Mr White was right; Quantum really does "have people everywhere". One just passed me towel as I was getting out of the shower.
10d

	James Bond @JerkBond
	Bedding a beautiful woman is a pastime for those men who don't have an #Xbox Live membership.
10d

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and I can go round to sleep with his wife while he's out fishing all day.

	James Bond @JerkBond
	#VladimirPutin and his wife have announced their separation on TV today. Why am I not surprised...? twitpic.com/cvr6jd
11d

	James Bond @JerkBond
	#mentionatruefriend René Mathis...I left his body in a dumpster after emptying his wallet of cash in #QuantumOfSolace.
11d

#ThingsIWillTeachMyChild...to keep the British End up.


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