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| Someone (not on twitter)has asked me to vote for their lttle girl in a beauty comp. Polite ways to say 'NO! NO! NO! YOU BONKERS MARE!' ? |
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| Hebden Bridge Trades Club makes the final of NME Small Venue of the Year but they need votes. More info at |
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| YAY! just been confirmed.. a week of work-in-progress shows in august. Sneakily slipping them in while everyone's in Edinburgh. |
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| I've had to cancel a couple of out of town gigs... in your in manchester, do go, always a cracking bill here |
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| Come on baby girl, swim towards the light. Mummy needs to tie her shoe-laces. |
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| This new thing of calling anyone who opposes you or sticks up for themselves 'aggressive'... Irrational nonsense |
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| 'This gay marriage thing...if lesbians married gay men,then everyone is happy' is the most interesting take I've heard today |
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| This is what happens when you have a dinner party and say 'yes please' when my mum offers to 'bring a dish' |
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| Boy drawing, I'm watching Leonard Cohen DVD, we're both eating jaffa cakes. Am having a party tonight. Assuming house will tidy itself. |
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| Really sorry about that. We knew it was a gamble eh...didn't want to risk giving birth on the train! |
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| Boy took one look at me in my swimming costume and said 'that's okay mummy, I don't want to go swimming today' None taken son. |
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| It basically wraps itself around you, holds you and supports you all night without ever saying you drink too much |
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| Everyone should have an extra long pregnancy pillow. Even if you're not preg, or a man.Never known such comfort. (Still can't sleep though) |
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| Well, boy was dancing along, everything was great fun, till mummy broke the TV :( |
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| yup. They are both still going |
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| I saw last night.Beautiful, thoughtful, funny play which I urge you to try and see.Incredible cast,set and direction. |
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| Another Persian name I love is Mastaneh, but it means 'drunken', and no one wants to be named after the night they were conceived. |
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| You think you've found the perfect Persian name for your daughter, then you find it means 'butter made with sheeps milk' |
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| nope. That's not one of my stories I'm afraid. |
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