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| 6 yr old: "Why do people jump in front of trains?" Me: "Because they are miserable." 6 yr old: "But that won't cheer them up." |
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| 6 yr old: "Do you know the 'e' word?" Me: "There is no 'e' word." 6 yr old: "Yes there is, you eeediot." |
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| 6 yr old: "I am going to be alive for like 80 more years. I am tired already." |
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| 6 yr old: "Can I have some wine?" Me: "No." 6 yr old: "Give me some wine or I will do a crime." |
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| 6 YO: "If you are from Kosovo you can't work here. If you are from France you can." Me: "Yep" 6 YO: "What if you are a Ching Chong Chinaman? |
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| 6 yr old: "Have you ever spoken to Jesus?" Me: "No." 6 yr old: "I did. He said for you to buy me a Nintendo DS." |
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| 6 yr old: "Are you real hip hop? I am real hip hop." |
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| 6 yr old: "Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?" Me: "I don't know." 6 yr old: "Tequila." |
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| 6 yr old: "What's another word for make-up?" Me: "Umm I dunno." 6 yr old: "Slut powder?" |
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| Me: "What shall we do?" 6 yr old: "Make something for my room." Me: "Like what?" 6 yr old: "Balcony with no floor. Bye bye. Dead." |
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| 6 yr old: "Close your eyes and open your mouth." Me: "Put the worm back in the garden." |
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| 6 yr old: "I am a winner. Do you know what that means?" Me: "No." 6 yr old: "It means that I have wings and don't care." |
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| 6 yr old: "I am a rapper." Me: "No, you're not." 6 yr old: "Shut your trap, you are crap." |
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| 6 yr old: "Who are you texting?" Me: "A girl." 6 yr old: "Have you seen her vagina?" |
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| Old lady who caught me idly looking at cakes in Costa: "Tempting, isn't it? I know what you young men are like – all into the sweet stuff." |
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| 6 yr old: "What's more important than being kind?" Me: "I don't know." 6 yr old: "Nothing. If you are kind you make the world better." |
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