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| I deserve to die if I can't beat Han-suck-ass in a walk-off. |
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| I feel really bad that good-looking people like us...made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. |
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| Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. |
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| Seriously. Do you service yourself ten times a day? |
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| I got two words for you, sugar...Zip disk. The whole thing is in my den in Long Island. |
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| Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. |
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| You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. |
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| Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! |
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| Yeah, well, fortunately for you, not too many people I know...read your little Time magazine,or whatever it's called. |
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| Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly...so must you become Derelicte! |
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| Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws |
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| The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? |
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| How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? |
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| Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws |
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| What are you gonna do? Screw him! Hold out for more! That's what I'm talking about! |
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| Look, I gotta go pee...but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation. |
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| I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left. |
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| Age before beauty, goat cheese. |
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| I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is |
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