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| I LIKE TO BE PREPARED OKAY GOD! (Sadly, most of it is gone already. Need... Off... Boat.) |
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| Jump off a fucking cliff, Kevin |
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| My sister heatherseccia just totally caught me hustling this back to my cabin. |
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| A short sleep and half a whisky between me and dry land hahkfkrkkhddhhhfhf ggjhhhhj! haha almost made ihhkkjjhjhbbbhhhhhhhhhh |
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| "Ronda! I'm tired of your hotshot cowboy antics! I'll have your badge." |
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| The ship is a less enjoyable Waterworld with a Midwest cast. Tribal tats and rascal scooters at every turn. May not make it. |
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| Struck up a friendship with a rotting pineapple and it's not at ALL as weird as some would have you believe. We are pals |
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| How much of Marc Maron's self hatred would disappear if he shaved that nonsense off his chin? |
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| Grip on sanity now that of a child's on an ice cream cone at a petting zoo. Old life gone. Now only the sea and an aunt's endless questions. |
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| Some joke I'm too lazy to write combining Stockholm Syndrome and my new interest in wanting to marry the sea. |
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| That was your gut, which finally became so big it achieved its own consciousness. |
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| Tiny bald homunculus in matching gray sweatshirt and pants shambled onto elevator and coughed twice. I believe he is magic. |
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| It's inspiring to see members of all cultures coming together to behave like gluttonous, poorly dressed cretins on a hell barge. |
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| Cruise beginning to feel like a combination of Apocalypse Now and a doomed Terry Gilliam film about a cruise. |
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| Korean aunt just pointed out that "these Filipinos all look alike." |
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| I think we'd all agree that normally I'm like a 9.7 but on this cruise I'm EASILY a ten. |
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| My aunt REFUSES to stop offering me her beach chair. I've politely refused her legit 6 times. Now she's worried I'll get back pain. |
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