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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Chris McGuire | Los Angeles, CA | 2007-10-05 | ![]() |
| @xchrismcguire | 2,054 days | |||
| Chief architect, joke delivery systems (CA licensed) | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 2,816 | 428 | 1,075 | 88 | 630 |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| If you like fat people screaming at each other the opera rocks. #tosca | |
| 1d | |
![]() | Tess Rafferty @TessRafferty | ||
| Thanks, Sir!Can we have this wrapped up by the weekend? @Marmel who should do weekend update? I suggest @JohnFugelsang and @TessRafferty. | |||
6d in reply to MarmelRetweeted by xchrismcguire
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| Everybody is asking who should do weekend update? I suggest @JohnFugelsang and @TessRafferty. But that's me. RT, mofos! | |||
6d Retweeted by xchrismcguire
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![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| There's nothing quite like post-Mother's day cynicism. | |
| 6d | |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| @Whats_Next_Ed second annual!! | |
| 7d in reply to Whats_Next_Ed | |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| Required reading for comedy fans : tessrafferty.com/?p=167 | |
| 8d | |
![]() | Tess Rafferty @TessRafferty | ||
| Your rape jokes bore me. Here's why: tessrafferty.com/?p=167 | |||
9d Retweeted by xchrismcguire
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![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| Over 100 people have died on the 405 this year. Of boredom. #405facts | |
| 13d | |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| Fact: no one has driven over 20 mph on the 405 in over 15 years. #la | |
| 13d | |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| How good can tequila really be if they stick a worm inside the bottle to improve it? #cincodemayo | |
| 14d | |
![]() | rob delaney @robdelaney | ||
| KISS is the original Insane Clown Posse. | |||
14d Retweeted by xchrismcguire
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![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire | ||
| It's Nerdo di Mayo ! #maythe4th #starwarsday | |||
15d
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![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire | ||
| @ChrisRRegan What is it? "FRESH REFERENCE FRIDAY?" | |||
16d in reply to ChrisRRegan
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![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| @guybranum this is a diabetic coma-politan | |
| 17d in reply to guybranum | |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| @guybranum also add "Disambiguation: see Sizzurp." (Italics) | |
| 17d in reply to guybranum | |
![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| @guybranum add yourself. They never check anyway. | |
| 17d in reply to guybranum | |
![]() | Tess Rafferty @TessRafferty | ||
| TONIGHT! LA! SEE ME! RT @anylaurie16 LA @TessRafferty and me, @ShttyMom are reading from our books tonight: store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/event/4306476 | |||
17d in reply to anylaurie16Retweeted by xchrismcguire
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![]() | Tess Rafferty @TessRafferty | ||
| Remembers when TED talks were watched by people who actually understood them. | |||
19d Retweeted by xchrismcguire
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![]() | Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw | ||
| I'd rather take the highway that bypasses the Danger Zone | |||
18d Retweeted by xchrismcguire
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![]() | Chris McGuire @xchrismcguire |
| I will not be making a childish joke including the words "ball handling." Its beneath me and you. #nba | |
| 19d | |
| Date | Followers | Following | Tweets | Avg daily total | New followers | New following | New tweets | Avg daily month | Follow rank | Tweet rank |
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| 2013-05-20 | 2,816 | 428 | 1,075 | 0.5 | -9 | 1 | 20 | 1.0 | 11,718 | 23,127 |
| 2013-04-30 | 2,825 | 427 | 1,055 | 0.5 | -14 | 2 | 36 | 1.2 | 11,718 | 23,127 |
| 2013-03-31 | 2,839 | 425 | 1,019 | 0.5 | -14 | 2 | 51 | 1.6 | 11,457 | 22,487 |
| 2013-02-28 | 2,853 | 423 | 968 | 0.5 | 35 | 7 | 74 | 2.6 | 11,010 | 21,790 |
| 2013-01-31 | 2,818 | 416 | 894 | 0.5 | 5 | -1 | 64 | 2.1 | 10,844 | 21,600 |
| 2012-12-31 | 2,813 | 417 | 830 | 0.4 | 34 | 1 | 8 | 0.3 | 10,319 | 20,718 |
| 2012-11-30 | 2,779 | 416 | 822 | 0.4 | 4 | 9 | 21 | 0.7 | 9,873 | 19,601 |
| 2012-10-31 | 2,775 | 407 | 801 | 0.4 | 0 | -5 | 57 | 1.8 | 9,130 | 18,076 |
| 2012-09-30 | 2,775 | 412 | 744 | 0.4 | 64 | 9 | 64 | 2.1 | 9,172 | 18,494 |
| 2012-08-31 | 2,711 | 403 | 680 | 0.4 | 1 | -3 | 34 | 1.1 | 9,253 | 18,922 |
| 2012-07-31 | 2,710 | 406 | 646 | 0.4 | -20 | 12 | 16 | 0.5 | 8,340 | 16,563 |
| 2012-06-30 | 2,730 | 394 | 630 | 0.4 | 29 | 13 | 33 | 1.1 | 7,770 | 15,684 |
| 2012-05-31 | 2,701 | 381 | 597 | 0.4 | -16 | 0 | 12 | 0.4 | 7,641 | 15,588 |
| 2012-04-30 | 2,717 | 381 | 585 | 0.4 | -16 | 9 | 26 | 0.9 | 7,125 | 14,581 |
| 2012-03-31 | 2,733 | 372 | 559 | 0.3 | 2 | 16 | 56 | 1.8 | 6,352 | 12,956 |
| 2012-02-29 | 2,731 | 356 | 503 | 0.3 | - | - | - | - | 5,695 | 11,597 |
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