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| From my apt patio I can hear a band in the vicinity playing Texas Tornadoes "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" and I want to go find that party |
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| Preachers shouldn't be legislators, esp if they preach anti big govt but use the state to protect you from sinful lotto tix & birth control. |
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| Again: the "peak surcharge" for cabs in is bullshit. I'll never understand why ignores principles of supply & demand. |
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| On the one hand, it sucks, but on the other hand, it's kinda nice to care again enough to miss someone when they're away. |
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| There are times when I'm really glad I have an alarm system and a shot gun under my bed. |
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| My cab driver just got out and hugged me and tried to kiss me. WTF!?!? Not okay. Reported. |
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| The habit of going out alone bc you prefer your own company gets complicated when you find company you prefer to your own. |
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| I look at the ridic # of empties here & think either I drink too much or I haven't taken my recycling out in too long. Going w the latter. |
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| In today's lecture: "For those of you who didn't know, a bong is a device used for ingesting illegal drugs." That's not what head shop says. |
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| Despite an intent to experiment, today will not be the day that I learn if a bottle of wine really does keep overnight after being uncorked. |
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| Apparently doesn't know anything about belly buttons. |
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| Is it bad that I'm so sad I the really good bottle of bubbles I opened NYE at a house party got dumped next day? It's like it was my kid... |
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| They say not kissing someone at midnight NYE ensures a year of loneliness. Bullshit. This year, again, will be fucking awesome. |
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| I wish I could say I was up past 3am doing something more fun than watching a Law&Order marathon and playing dominos on my phone. |
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| 12yo nephew, of his own volition, started a NCAA bowl pool, collecting $2 from all his friends in his Baptist middle school. Makes me smile. |
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| Watching a bar prep course, the hypo re negligence has to do w pigeon poop so now I giggle more than normal when the instructor says "duty." |
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| Sentence just spoken by my mother: "I bought a reindeer that defecates chocolate." |
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| Sometimes I think I may be the most irresponsible person I know. And then I wonder if I really "know" anyone else, really... |
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| Deaf ppl are the best coffee shop patio neighbors when you're studying. Their conversations are silent. |
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| OH: "for real, in 2008 you could buy a house in LA for $500!" Uh...in what part of LA? And how do YOU define "house?" |
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