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| A tale of two brothers... |
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| I didn't hide the dead dog's body it just vanished... ! |
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| I was very upset when Timmy the dog's owner thought I'd killed because I hadn't meant to it was an accident! ! |
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I didn't kick the dog at the tree. It's collar was caught on my trainers & then it just flew through the air.
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| The large woman thought I was strangling her dog, but I wasn't honestly! I was checking for it's pulse. ! |
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| Tuesday morning Mum sent me to get milk & on the way I found a dead-looking dog on the pavement... |
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I never did post Mum's letter on Monday. You can guess what should said...
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| Just let me make it clear at the start. I did not kill the dog... ! |
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| You won't believe what happened on Tuesday. But Cyd was around to save me! ! |
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| Monday ended with Cyd wanting to join me on Tuesday & watch as bizarre coincidences occurred. A true friend at last.. ! |
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| - Odd coincidences happen around me all the time. ! |
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| I KNOW WHERE EVERYONE IS! I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED! shouts Archie & then the policeman has to listen. ! |
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| Mother arrives worried about missing daughter. Policeman on scene doesn't want interruptions from Archie... ! |
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| Car is buried under heap of gravel. Archie is the only witness. Man's wife appears & wonders where husband has gone? ! |
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| Nice elderly man gets in car with girl, & stops car just behind tip up lorry full of gravel - which is tipping up... ! |
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| I Don't Believe It, Archie! by Andrew Norriss book (9780385752510) - buy it online at Boomerang Books: |
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| Unfortunately the girl doesn't know how to put on the brake & the girl rolls on. ! |
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| Nice elderly man in a green raincoat is pushing the car down the hill away from the lamp post & the piano so the girl can get out... |
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| Only if you have 'I Don't Believe It, Archie!' by Andrew Norriss on the list. It's the funniest book & makes everyone happy. |
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| Lamp post, car, piano... In case you're wondering this is how we (Archie & Cyd) first met. Unbelievable but it happened! |
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