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| We stuff frog spawn on pop corn while watching rough cop porn, in slow mo she blows on a forlorn foghorn. Team Nutmilk, the resurrection? |
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| Colonel Titanium, high on geraniums, dance in my pants to the sounds of Kasabian. |
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| Cunty Bollock Batter Clothing coming soon from Team Nutmilk |
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| Team Nutmilk presents Cosmic Cock Chafe the musical. |
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| Hi, I'm Matt Damon, the world famous actor from Brookside. When I'm not buying a zoo or out on the rob, I like to follow yep! |
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| I'm Barry Scott! When I'm not talking very loudly & braiding my arm hair, I like to follow bang and the dirt is gone, biaaatch. |
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We get pissed up in a ditch, clout a fat witch with a fish, shout merry Christmas at pot bellied pigs.
Captain Yampy |
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| Team Nutmilk, eating horse burgers until the cows come home. |
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| Grow yourself an style face wig with the all new Team Nutmilk Beardatron 5000. Beard up your life. |
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| : We're the perpendicular vehicular ticklers, known to waggle or wigglers more than dirk diggler. |
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| The worst rapper eating a Bounty in the Cornish county, don't doubt me, I staple a moose to a nude Mounty. Team Nutmilk emcees. |
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| Marzipan hairdo, go woooo like Rick Flair dude, platting the pubic hair of a bear under the stairs too. |
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| We splish splash in a puddle, get whiplash in a struggle with Barney Rubble, eat tic tacs while we try to juggle. |
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| Follow us now for a very unlikely chance to win this amazing used kettle. |
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| Coming this year, Team Nutmilk Modelling Agency. Sexy chickens, dashing tramps and dreadlocked hedge hogs. We've got them all, call now. |
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| Just commandeered a tarantula, dressed as Dracula and won a race in Canada, whipping it hard with a spatula. Team Nutmilk, spider jockies. |
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| 2013 on the Nutmilk zodiac chart seems to be the year of the human chin. One of those bum shaped ones too. |
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| 03:11 for all you criminally insane random number crunchers, divs & spongs. I love you for very long in my cherry thong with a strap on dong |
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| Nutmilk 2013 resolutions 3. Fill horse's saddle bags with sticker based apple tags and release apple apps back into their natural habitat. |
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