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| Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers. |
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| The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money. Thomas Jefferson |
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| Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it. Henry Ford |
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| I'd say it's been my biggest problem all my life... it's money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true. Walt Disney |
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| Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. ~Author Unknown |
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| Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher |
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| Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. Fyodor Dostoevsky |
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| The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill |
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| In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. Marlene Dietrich (1901 - 1992) |
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| Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. Erma Bombeck |
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| See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams |
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| Lack of money is the root of all evil. --George Bernard Shaw |
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| A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving |
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| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns |
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| There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them. ~Mignon McLaughlin |
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| Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. --Francis Bacon, The Essays or Counsels |
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| An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. Edgar Wallace. |
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| The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown |
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| What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love. |
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| Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? Heinlein |
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