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| Eskimos have 22words for snow, the same number as months in the gestation period of an elephant.I don't think this is entirely coincidental |
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| If Lady Gaga partied with us in sydney, she wouldn't sing about marrying the night, just surviving it. |
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| So what happened to kony? Did they make him famous? |
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| Just found a Subway clubcard with two stamps. What can I buy with this? |
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| I wish I was a hipster so I didn't get hangovers. |
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| What's the better name for a comedy duo - "Abbott and Gillard" or "Gillard and Abbott"? |
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| So guess will be buried beneath the willow? ? |
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| Just discovered Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash. My life is now complete. |
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| So we can put a man on the moon but still haven't found way around needing to get out of bed when it's cold you need to pee. |
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| Why do people use the phrase "untimely death"? Has anyone ever died and everyone was like "oh, that was really good timing!"?! |
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| In many ways a cat is just a horse with problems |
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| Cityrail's quiet carriages are great - I can finally hear the person on the other end of the phone when I return all my calls! |
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| Billy Joel and I have decided to confess. We did in fact start the fire. |
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| It's just coincidence that Kanye West is an anagram of Ken West, ay? |
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| LiLo as Liz Taylor is perfect casting cuz White Diamonds was LiLo's nickname for her 8-balls. I mean, y'know, before... |
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| If I eat any more I'm going to be cast in Mike & Molly. |
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| That awkward moment when Vicki Sue Robinson wants you to turn the beat around and you simply don't have time. |
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| check out RealTimeWWII - tweeting events of WW2 as they happened! |
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| Everyone in Sydney should get behind the Manly Sea Eagles. It will make it easier to push them off a cliff! |
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