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| You can't measure love but you can measure length so let me measure your "love member" baby!! |
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| Pisses me off to be thought of as someone who uses her tits to get things done!! The kitty is my weapon of choice!! Lol!! |
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| Hansen and Stenberg retweet!!!! |
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| “: Alcohol because putting up with people while you’re sober is insufferable.” For sure!!! |
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| Living in a perpetual state of chaos!! |
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| I love everyone when I'm drunk! I should drink more! |
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| @EChenwick pretty boring myself!! |
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Nipple squirrel ham |
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Nipple squirrel ham |
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| still an awesome speech regardless of the alarms! |
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| Some people shouldn't be allowed to breathe, let alone breed!! |
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| Men! Always needing their egos stroked! Along with anything else they can get you to stroke! |
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| unless you repeatedly scroll it back and forth for an hour! |
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Disclaimer: I am responsible for what I tweet. Not, for what you understand.
RT to raise awareness. |
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| Not sure why, but the ignorance of some people still amazes me!! |
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| Watching too many crime shows being stuck at home! Think I may know how to commit the perfect crime!! |
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| Alan Jackson's "It's alright to be little bitty" |
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| Why would I want to be like someone else? It's exhausting just being me!!! |
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| Getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia |
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