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| What does a blind person see in their mind? Black or white? |
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| Can Skrillex fish when he drops the bass? |
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| How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there? |
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| If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there, is he still wrong? |
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| Grammar - The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. |
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| Why is the winner of the Miss Universe pageant always from earth? |
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| Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? |
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| Are people that manufacture tabletops counterproductive? |
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| If you have x-ray vision and you close your eyes, can you still see? |
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| If 10 times better than the leading brand, then why isn't it the leading brand? |
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| If a red head works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man? |
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| If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, then why practice? |
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| Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again. |
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| Take your age, subtract 3, then add 3. That is your age. |
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| If McDonalds is usIng 100% chicken now, what the fuck were they using before? |
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| Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. First Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach. |
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| What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint? |
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| Why is twitter so much better than Facebook? |
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| It takes your brain approximately 90 seconds to decide whether or not you like someone. |
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| Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello |
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