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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Dakota Merriken | 2011-03-02 | ![]() | |
| @DakotaMerriken | 812 days | |||
| I go to school and do other assorted things. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 38 | 26 | 0 | 0 |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| Hey @louisck, you're hosting SNL on my birthday! Don't choke. | |
| 212d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @danieltosh @BRICKLEBERRY Whose job was it to make the characters' eyebrows? They're ridiculous. | |
| 238d in reply to danieltosh | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| One day I'm going to commission a giant statue of myself and bury it, and in the future they'll dig it up and think I was important! | |
| 254d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| Sorry @EmWatson, I'd love to see you on the #VMAs, but the #DNC and all... | |
| 257d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| I knew it would be a good episode as soon as I heard "A Thousand Miles". #workaholics | |
| 294d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| I'm legitimately in love with @EmWatson so I love how the camera is almost always on her face. #MTVawards | |
| 352d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @ders808 Anders, I have those exact same shorts. Twinsies <3 | |
| 414d in reply to ders808 | |
![]() | daniel tosh @danieltosh | ||
| NOT manscaping is sexist. 'do unto others' ... no one wants to end their night face down in a thicket. | |||
416d Retweeted by DakotaMerriken
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![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| Just watched @BearGrylls eat raw reindeer heart. Words can't express how hardcore that is. | |
| 430d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @alisonbrie Annie's constant happy seeps through my TV screen and makes me happy too. | |
| 432d in reply to alisonbrie | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @GoldmanNeil I love #anniesboobs. | |
| 434d in reply to GoldmanNeil | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| Just saw @ders808 on Key and Peele. It made me miss Workaholics. | |
| 454d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @EmWatson Emma, will you be my valentine? Except I don't have any neatly packaged chocolate to give you. Only Nutella. | |
| 465d in reply to EmWatson | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| I like taking school newspapers and giving the people on the front page mustaches, and then replacing them for someone else to see. | |
| 466d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @ders808 @BizMarkie @questlove They're weightless. They floated away. | |
| 467d in reply to ders808 | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| How do they paint the yellow lines for first downs so quickly? #SuperBowl | |
| 471d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @ANDYSAMBERG_ I know I love you, Andy. | |
| 472d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| Rick Perry just dropped out of the race! #rickperry | |
| 488d | |
![]() | Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken |
| @katyperry Just NAILED that monologue. I love everything you do <3 | |
| 527d in reply to katyperry | |
![]() | Anders Holm @ders808 | ||
| I like my men like I like my women. Wavy hair, strong hands, and a vagina where their penis should be. | |||
533d Retweeted by DakotaMerriken
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