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Dakota Merriken 2011-03-02
@DakotaMerriken812 days
I go to school and do other assorted things.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
Hey @louisck, you're hosting SNL on my birthday! Don't choke.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@danieltosh @BRICKLEBERRY Whose job was it to make the characters' eyebrows? They're ridiculous.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
One day I'm going to commission a giant statue of myself and bury it, and in the future they'll dig it up and think I was important!
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
Sorry @EmWatson, I'd love to see you on the #VMAs, but the #DNC and all...
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
I knew it would be a good episode as soon as I heard "A Thousand Miles". #workaholics
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
I'm legitimately in love with @EmWatson so I love how the camera is almost always on her face. #MTVawards
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@ders808 Anders, I have those exact same shorts. Twinsies <3
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daniel tosh @danieltosh
NOT manscaping is sexist. 'do unto others' ... no one wants to end their night face down in a thicket.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
Just watched @BearGrylls eat raw reindeer heart. Words can't express how hardcore that is.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@alisonbrie Annie's constant happy seeps through my TV screen and makes me happy too.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@GoldmanNeil I love #anniesboobs.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
Just saw @ders808 on Key and Peele. It made me miss Workaholics.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@EmWatson Emma, will you be my valentine? Except I don't have any neatly packaged chocolate to give you. Only Nutella.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
I like taking school newspapers and giving the people on the front page mustaches, and then replacing them for someone else to see.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@ders808 @BizMarkie @questlove They're weightless. They floated away.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
How do they paint the yellow lines for first downs so quickly? #SuperBowl
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@ANDYSAMBERG_ I know I love you, Andy.
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
Rick Perry just dropped out of the race! #rickperry
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Dakota Merriken @DakotaMerriken
@katyperry Just NAILED that monologue. I love everything you do <3
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Anders Holm @ders808
I like my men like I like my women. Wavy hair, strong hands, and a vagina where their penis should be.
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