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| It's not ideal but you should get some credit for calling a girl by the wrong name if the first letter of that name is correct /donna |
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| By fat the grossest thing you will ever see can be found simply by going to and searching "deep elbow" |
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| How come whenever there's a conversation that calls for dildo size description the word WHITE is never used |
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| Don't do drugs and try to cut your own hair. |
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| Im sorry you FORCED me to call you a cunt but that word most accuratley described your behavior and the way you were acting |
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| When life hands you gay lemons, make Lemon Aids. |
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| it will be out by early summer |
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| just finished song #16 for new album, by far my best work, recording 4 more and picking the 10 best.Suggestions on album title? |
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| check my single and video featured on |
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| i recorded 3 new songs last week, ill send em to you when there mixed down, new album should be out late january early july |
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Prison inmate makes $15800 a month, fathers children with multiple guards
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| those who choose to wear those stupid looking pants are just advertising that that they have no or detachable testicles ? |
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| Once again the dick of the USA provides unintentional hilarity: Florida teen eats acid, asks to get his dick cut off |
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| this 24 hour news coverage has replaced a new episode of shark tank. when something like that happens were really letting "them win" |
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| you are insanely boring, what will you do, swim practice? Your show will be compared to Screeches sextape for generations |
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| saved my life, and got me 2 the ER so dumb fast thought rat poison only killed rats didnt know its a multipurpose murder weapon |
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| huge fan, still listen to our life daily and la costra nostra. who do you guys use for PR? |
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| An orgasm is also called "small death" because it can trigger a near death experience, causing one to feel like they are leaving their body. |
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| why dont i see people that look like this walking around in public? |
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