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| This isn't exactly my girlfriend but she's hot and ready to do whatever I say! Which come to think of it is perfect. |
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| Sexy times with sexy people thank you and same“: how was last night love? Loved the shirt! ;-) Have a great day!” |
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| just saw A girlfriend! That takes some of the fun out of watching you ;) good thing is captivating otherwise |
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| Always in all ways, personified :) I'm late to the party, but Ryan really shined in the last 2 eps. |
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| helping bow lady "real estate is all about customer service". Exactly. Great ideas to help some of my buyers ;) |
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| “: I LOVE that precious pig! I've wanted one forever, don't you dare turn that baby into bacon! :)” |
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| I see what you see“: Ryan needs his own show ASAP!! The scene in the bow room was priceless ;) ” |
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| The client has opinions, and will state them in many different languages!! Haha!!! |
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| All that matters is that you watch. Call me. If you need a place. “: good luck and have fun 2night with Andy.” |
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| D.Mutombo voice: No, No, No not today “: YOU'LL turn US on. Let's see if Luis is able to outsmart you this time.” |
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| On tonight's episode on teaches us how to use Photoshop! Then I get to crack you up on with - so sweet. |
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| On my way to LA to deal with a not so healthy balance of lovers and haters. It's not my fault I'm so funny.Turn me on tonight at 10. |
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| I hope you're ready to see a kinder, gentler, Bow-loving Ryan on tonight's episode. They buy me a pig and she's not my first. |
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| My friend got this e-mail from Amazon today! She thought I had sent it. Nope- it's just that good lol. |
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| Seeing pictures of me will help me think more of you: trust me - I make sense. Instagram: @ryan_serhant. Guaranteed dimple action all day. |
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| The better picture is the bottom half of this print. Snake in my Mother Loving tub. |
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| If you just got an e-mail from me advertising my involvement in ancient bath treatments please don't disregard it as spam or creep out. Thx |
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| That hot blonde on A Game of Thrones has got nothing on me. Dragons love me all day. She looks better naked. |
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| It took me a while, but I finally ran Barbara Walters out of show business. |
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