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| It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. |
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| No, I don’t have anything to hide. I just don’t like people looking through my phone. |
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| I'm not even angry anymore. I'm just very dissapointed at who you've turned out to be. |
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| Kidz Bop Niggas in Paris: What’s oodle, my noodle? What’s toaster, my strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle...? |
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| I haven't done much this summer, but that doesn't mean I want to start back school. |
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| That awkward moment when you intoduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you. |
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| Retweet if you wish cell phones came with unlimited battery life. |
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| Whoever broke Adele's heart made her so rich! |
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| Strangers think I'm quiet, my friends think I'm outgoing, my best friends know I'm insane. |
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| H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge |
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| Tired? There's a nap for that. |
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| I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you |
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| When my friend doesn't allow me to copy off their homework and I'm like "nevermind, I'll find someone like youuuuu". |
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| At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people. |
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| The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway. |
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| When my parents are asleep? Me: "Shh! They're sleeping." When I'm asleep? Parents: "Let's vacuum the house for 2 hours." |
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| Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Fri(end) everything has an end except fam(ily). |
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| Ever had that one person whose presence automatically pisses you off? |
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| What is racism? When the white iPhone costs more than the black. |
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| I keep my shit too myself; My problems, my struggles, my mistakes. Beacause in reality nobody really gives a fuck. |
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