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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Sarah Schneider | NYC | 2007-03-09 | ![]() |
| @sarahschneider | 2,269 days | |||
| I put the 'fun' in this sentence. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 21,389 | 132 | 292 | 570 | 1 |
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| @amandalynferri second one NO CONTEST although I'm also sweet on this one amazon.com/Mitchell-Ness-… | |
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| Remind me to invest in tiny barrettes before the next Olympics. | |||
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| When you're between the range of two radio stations, every song is a mash-up. | |||
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| Splitsider @Splitsider | |||
| New Web Series Pits Abby Elliott Against Abby Elliott splitsider.com/?p=16741 | |||
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| All I've ever wanted to be is a pair of establishing feet in a New York City reality show montage. | |||
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| Sometimes, when I know I've laid out more than will fit in my suitcase, I start packing really fast in an attempt to trick my clothes. | |||
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| A homerun Thrones piece by Sarah Schneider, Zach Kanin and @kumailn gaw.kr/HJOe6Y. Shot by Rhys Thomas. | |||
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| Next time there's a monsoon that kills people can we refer to it as Charles Monsoon? Come onnn, please? | |||
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| @amandalynferri and I are addicted to photo booths. instagr.am/p/IGlcx1vZEC/ | |||
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| "Excuse me? Don't you know who I AM?" - asshole OR polite amnesia victim? | |||
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| "Please pack your knives and go." - Padma Lakshmi, to an overly eager Cutco salesperson who keeps ringing her doorbell. | |||
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| I wonder if those shirtless Hollister greeters ever hang out outside of outside of work. | |||
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| This is the most difficult time of the year to quit eating cold turkey | |||
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| Ain't no party like a Thanksgiving party 'cuz a Thanksgiving party is fine. | |||
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| I could have made any number of helpful dishes to bring to Thanksgiving. Instead, I made these ridiculous cupcakes. pic.twitter.com/gd7LX56k | |||
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| Bill Hader as Rick Perry. Enjoy. hulu.com/watch/297348/s… | |||
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| Everyone go see A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas this weekend! A hilarious indie film from my friends @therealTSS and @jakeandamir | |||
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| Everywhere is 'the old stomping grounds' for a giant. | |||
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| @elliottdotabby I'm gonna get you dance pregnant. | |||
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| Tonight's episode of Louie may be one of my favorite half hours of television ever. | |||
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