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Lately has been killing it on . Love this one too:
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| "Why did the station allow Koch to offer a critique of a film he hadn’t even seen? Money. Money talks." |
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| Message received. I think Tom’s rolling, I’ll need some cash when you get home though. |
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| I feel like that was just a Dilbert gag dressed up in unpunctuated patois. I’m a sad old Don Rickles. I wear a suit to basement shows. |
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| Haha no come on in, it’s fine that you’re an hour early to the party, you’re using all those minutes you saved showing up late to meetings |
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| MIKE'S HARD SUNSHINE. MIKE'S HARD LAMBCHOPS. MIKE'S HARD WHISTLING. |
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| Some fiction for a sunny Saturday. |
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| My review of Nirvana the Band the Show, which is the Arrested Development of the internet: |
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| Twitter should charge a per tweet fee for people with 50k+ followers who want to whine to an airline. |
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| GrubHub users all making fan art. "Order the egg roll if u h8 the seamless taekover" |
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| Why does the Internet respond with such vehemence to the work of ? |
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| . lmao this good point bcz its clear that 4 many the modern constrains of tech R bring gr8 change, yet wonder if trends brt aggrt yfj |
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| dear human language we are sorry sincerely technology |
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| steampunks are what happens when goths discover the color brown |
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| I believed him about his cock. I missed his retraction. Guy smelled like piss. Handed me a twenty. |
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| Hi, welcome to heaven! Calm down, you’re not necessarily getting enrolled here. First lets make sure you liked the correct TV shows. |
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| Hey everybody, look at the posher dropping into Red Lobster on non-special occasions like he’s too good for Denny’s |
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| My F•R•I•E•N•D•S fountain is a comment thread on a Chipotle Facebook update. |
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| boner is French for gooder |
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