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| Just posted a photo @ Louis Vuitton |
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| ": My dog Woody has had a busy day chasing snowflakes. He's now quite tired. " cute! |
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| Starting my 21 day fast at 2 pm see ya later twitter!! |
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| A message to AT&T: If my call is SOOO "important" to you, why the f**k do you make me hold so got damn long when I call with an issue?!? |
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| AND the magic whie patron even has to tell Django not to be verbally abusive to other enslaved black men... |
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| I hate being sick in the winter |
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| Every Chief Keef album gonna come with a roach inside the package. |
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| Merry Christmas, everybody!! And remember -- 'tis better to give than to receive. Or at least that’s what my friend who’s a top told me! |
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| In Ex-Soviet States, Russian Spy Tech Still Watches You |
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| The Cost of Infertility Treatment |
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| It really doesn't matter.. I'm blocking the number at 5:15 |
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| So I was supposed to see the hobbit at 4 today but once again never ceases to amaze me.. I wonder what the excuse will be today.. |
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| Never underestimate a man's ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes |
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| Shout out to the girls with the imaginary boyfriends, Making a status about " late night convos with him".. Hoe you know you single. |
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| When Trinidad James said "Shout out to the freshman on Instagram straight Flexin" He meant Freshman in college not y'all Bum Ass 9th graders |
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| I just saw someone tweet " I can't wait until 13/13/13" let's take a moment and pray for this dumb ass |
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| Bitches still mad Rihanna went back to Chris Brown.. Like y'all don't keep taking back the same Bum Nigga every 2 weeks! |
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| Drake can make songs about popping bottles, blowing money & fucking b*tches all he want but at the end of the day he a nigga named Aubrey!! |
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