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| I think we might have to redefine our last definition haha |
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| DEFINITION: "Niall Horan: The only member of One Direction with literally NO drama." |
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| DEFINITION: Horan hug: What all Directioners aspire to receive one day. |
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| DEFINITION: Ticketek: the most annoying, dream-crushing, cock-blocking ticket sales outlet. |
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| DEFINITION: Australia: The country that gave Louis his boat, Niall a beer, Zarry fun at a nightclub, and all of the boys shirtless. |
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| DEFINITION: Vas Happenin': A typical Directioner greeting. |
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| DEFINITION: Superman: Louis' alter ego. |
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| DEFINITION: Table: An innocent piece of furniture that Zayn likes to break for a 'laff'. |
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| DEFINITION: Nandos: Tasty food of which there is no limit for eating! |
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| DEFINITION: Motherflacker: A term used by Directioners to insult somebody. e.g., "That directionator is a Motherflacker." |
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| DEFINITION: FML: Flack My Life: When there really isn't anything good left to say, throw in a reference to the Flackster. |
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| DEFINITION: 1D Concert Tickets: A reason to keep living. A ticket for a seat in the same room as your future husband. |
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| DEFINITION: Rogan Josh (curry): Zayn's middle name. |
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| DEFINITION: Susan Boyle: A good dancer. |
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| DEFINITION: Gravity: An unfamiliar thing to Niall Horan. |
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| Warning: if you come across a Directionhater or a Directionator, it is recommended to throw carrots at them. Hard. |
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| DEFINITION: Directionhater: Someone who hates one or more members of the amazayn boy band, One Direction. (Could also be a Directionator). |
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| Dear my little word munchers, if there's a definition you think I should cover then tweet me the word & I'll favourite it so I get to it. |
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| And if you don't know who Mama Tinker is, young ones, be concerned. Be very concerned. |
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