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| Hey people going out of their way to support people or make them laugh, I fucking love you. You become friends. You are twitter for me. |
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| Hey fuckers firing out personal attacks at random good people on twitter. Your mom wants you out of her basement, now. She hates you too. |
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| 2yo thinks garbage man has the best job in the world cause he drives a big truck. I think it's the best cause of the joint he's puffing on. |
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| Thanks you for the pick . These days I keep extra straws since they claim not having one isn't an emergency. :) |
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| Congrats ! picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: |
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Sure, I'd love to wash the same clothes 13 times a week.
-Moms |
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| Some people just have really ugly kids....there I said it..I'm the dick....but it doesn't make it any less true.. |
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| Fuck Goodwill, I'm selling all of my old panties on twitter |
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| If just thinking about him makes your pussy wet, keep him |
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| Omg, It's driving me crazy! It's only the females I follow that this happens to. I am going to reinstall my app to try to fix. |
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| I should write them a thank you note for the Singing/dancing Elmo bday gift. But setting their house ablaze seems much more appropriate. |
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| it looks like it! I thought you blocked me or something, because it's like the 3rd time lol |
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