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| Take note: don't run after you've had severe blistering sunburn. I am now one giant body of bubble wrap. Hello pants for the next month ππ‘πβ |
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| "I Really Don't Care" by Demi is so damn perfect! πΆπ§ |
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| I miss my weekly sessions with π© |
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| Haven't seen my big brother since Christmas! Not used to going this long without being embarrassed on purpose in public by him! π |
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| Don't question my knowledge on addiction. I have my wallet size degrees to prove it π |
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| Getting boozing money for selling my old shit from childhood... Guess who's winning now, peasants!! ππ |
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| Garage sale people are so damn weird. Bitch, that Chanel purse is not real... Stop β |
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| YESS!! That would be so exciting!! |
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| Come visit some sistas in Louisiana!!! |
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| I wish TJ Maxx had an online store... |
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| There is nothing more sad than a shaved Saint Bernard! My poor baby!! |
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| Your boxed cupcakes are not impressive. Don't Instagram them saying wifey material. I've been making boxed desserts since I was 5. |
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| I miss you, seester!!!! π |
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| Seriously though, if this sunburn does not either a) tan me or b)peal like a bitch.. I will be severely pissed off |
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Typical convo with
Me: I'm fat
Her: I'm fat
Me: I'm going to Chick fil a
Her: I'm getting Wendy's
Me: waaaaah π©
Her: waaaahhπ |
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| Why did I leave my hot rollers in Natchitoches! π« πΈ |
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| I love it when people tell me how bad my sunburn must hurt. No shit Sherlock. It's on my body, which has real nerve endings.β π₯ |
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| I am so blessed to have sisters that share our love for cats!!! π±ππΉπΌ |
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