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| Pussy Don't Have A Face bahahahaha my boys!!! |
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| God made your butt Crack up and down because if it were sideways when you went down a slide it would sound like this bufufufufufufufuublubuf |
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| Don't ever underestimate a girl when she says she needs to"put her face on!" Cus if you take the make up off They go from a 10 to a 4 smtime |
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| If you can't have a good time off this than GO THE FUCK HOME!!!!! |
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| BIG GIRLS NEED LOVIN TOO!!!..... Just not from me or any of my friends!!!! ! |
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| You know what's funny? NOONE CARES! |
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| Ummm excuse me but the phrase "that's cold!" is way 1999 lol #90'skidproblems |
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| There are some girls that never walk in heels and you can tell so easily because when they do walk in heels they walk like an alien!!! |
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| S/O to Justin Beiber on her birthday! And being one of the most popular women on the scene today |
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| I always start my day with a little procrastination by hitting the snooze button! |
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| An Ex- girlfriend is the same as an Ok movie........ We liked it at the but we don't wanna see it again lmao |
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Guy#1:Hey man do u need a magnifying glass to send a pic of your dick to your girl?
Guy#2:Nah man my phone camera has a zoom!
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Guy:Hey that's a cute dog, does he bite?
Girl: Thanx but no he doesn't.
Guy:Oh yea? Then how does he eat!?!?
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| Theres no shortage of "Wet," Girls in Ky with all those storms!!!! |
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| Let's make like Hockey Sticks and get the Puck out of here! |
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| Fuckin while camping! Now that's fucking In Tents! Truths |
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| Girls its doesnt matter how loud you are when your tryin to get a guys attention. No amount of loudness can change your looks |
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| Ladies don't Fart or Burp so the have to Bitch or they will blow up! |
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| Girls should be more like hockey games |
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