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| Most infographics are more graphic than info. |
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| "I'm here to make popcorn and be disgusting" -every break room microwave |
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| Sorry, Dramatic Coworker, but no, that's not ALL CAPS worthy. |
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| Our vendor has a 3-month, $6000 minimum, but if we want this one extra report, it's $5.00. Seriously. |
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| Was told that we still need fax machines because "it's quicker than mailing". Yes, but what can we fax that we can't email instead of mail? |
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| I have six meetings today, but looking on the bright side I see that one of them actually has an agenda. |
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| Sending a work email on a Sunday is just posturing. You don't REALLY want a answers so you work on that PowerPoint now. |
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| My niece is using PowerPoint in the 6th grade, but the teacher says she's already "lying at a 10th grade level." |
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| I have 8 voicemails from some drunk guy this morning, but at least none of them are from work. |
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| A girl in the office calls it 'The Google' I can't do this anymore, if she says it one more time then I fear for her life. |
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| We don't do great work here. We have clients with opinions, so we're lucky to not do crappy work. |
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| No project is really over until everyone is beyond sick of it because of all the cockamamie changes from the client. |
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| MT : "The requirements are exactly the same as last time, just with some changes." |
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| If you guessed that 100% of business people who say "orders of magnitude" understand what it means, you'd be off by two orders of magnitude. |
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| The GOP altered emails to fit their narrative, so now the boss is asking how to alter emails to hide his role in this debacle. |
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| What's the job number for printer delays because you didn't click the PRINT button in Print Audit? I've got 3 hours this month. |
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| No, not TBTF_Bank_2013_plan-final.ppt. I need the FINAL one-- TBTF_Bank_2013_plan-final-final_r4.ppt. |
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| Two plus two equals four. There's no way to change the answer just because "I promised the client seven." |
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| They printed out 7 copies of the presentation even though only 6 people attended the meeting. The extra copy must be for Elijah. |
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| RT : Should we take advice on how IT should be done from people who can't manage to send their own Outlook meeting requests? |
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