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| The satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard. |
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| You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. |
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| Touching things that say "Do not touch." |
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| Girl: I'm jealous. Boy: Don't be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't. Girl: What? Boy: My heart. |
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| A recent study shows that people who teaches Maths have Lots of Problems |
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| Some love 1, some love 2\nI love 1 & that is you. |
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| Don't forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack...and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz! |
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| what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. |
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| Lazy Rule #14: If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge or the stove.. |
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| That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you. |
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| Having a bad habit is like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. |
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| I am a star, so when you see me ..... make a wish |
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| Laughing at someone's joke, not cause it was funny, but because it was JUST SO STUPID! |
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| The worst feeling is pretending you don't care about something, when really it's all you seem to think about. |
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| I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero. |
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| G℺℺₫ ℳ℺℟ℕįℕG ℓ℺℣€ ℳ℧₣₣įℕ∫ |
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| You have God given power within yourself to make dreams come true. Keep your faith strong and love yourself more. (: |
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| Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it's strapped to the top of someone's car. |
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| The best things in life aren't always easy but they are always worth the wait. |
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| whomever invented the metal wires, screws and clips that hold kids toys to the cardboard packaging with a vulcan death grip: I HOPE YOU DIE. |
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