 | |
| Me:*texting* "Hey." *2 HOURS LATER* Them: "Hi." ........No, it's too late. I don't wanna talk to you anymore. |
| |
| |
| *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* and think.. yes I still have time to sleep! ;D |
| |
| |
| *On Facebook* Hot person: Just ate lunch! *93 likes, 37 comments* - Normal person: It's my birthday! :D *mom likes this* |
| |
| |
| Dear video, Stop with the buffering every six seconds! Sincerely, It's…. Like….. Watching…. It…. Like…. This. -___- |
| |
| |
| Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards! |
| |
| |
| Follow for some awesome funny tweets. Do it and I'll follow you back!! |
| |
| |
| I like your makeup... LOL, jk. It looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola |
| |
| |
| "Dude be quiet, I'm calling my mom!" Person in background- "PASS THE WEED!" |
| |
| |
| Being single is so much better than being cheating on, lied to, and disrespected. |
| |
| |
| That annoying moment when you’re sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and suddenly, a human giraffe sits in front of you. |
| |
| |
| Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn. :D |
| |
| |
| Disney should make a hairless princess, so the little girls with cancer can feel beautiful too :) <3 |
| |
| |
| When I see someone sexy, I take two seconds to plan our future together ;) |
| |
| |
| Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. RT if you agree!! |
| |
| |
| If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk and spoons make you fat. ¯\(ツ)/¯ |
| |
| |
| There are very few people in this world that know the REAL me, the rest of you know the me I chose to let you see. RT if you agree |
| |
| |
| I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. ¯\(ツ)/¯ |
| |
| |
| Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach. |
| |
| |
| I don't have an attitude I have a personality that you can't handle. ;) |
| |
