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| Let's settle this argument like two rational adults and fight to the death. |
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| I'm quite impressed with your transformation from a scrappy young pig to a mature zen being |
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| If you go to the gym and don't talk about it on twitter or Facebook does it still count?? |
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| People always say I'm a great at multitasking. Like last night at the bar I was able to take a photo WHILE spilling my drink all over myself |
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| complete spew never has it ;) |
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| I wonder what hilarious notes people have on me |
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| Next time someone claims to have "street smarts," ask them for examples until they admit they just hate reading. |
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| I think I owe about 20% of my followers to that pig retweeting stuff I say |
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| When dense men fall, the ground shakes |
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| Some kid rolls up to bowling alley in a suit. Come on bro... who you trying to impress? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME??? |
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| Bowled a 132.... between two games |
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| I may or may not have been in the background of a rap video tonight |
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| "Wow, are you an athlete or something?" -- Well, I do have a semi-occasional fitness routine. |
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| Cinnamon only exists in spice racks and strip clubs. |
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| I got a certain lust for life |
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| I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks. The rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks |
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| Out in 65th :(. Thanks for the love. |
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| Made Day 2 of the $1k Main Event. I'm 24th in chips with 80 left from the original 4039 people. First place 634k. Lets go! |
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| reading a book... Not something you see everyday |
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