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| WHITE GAL BBM NAME: Samantha Kelly.. INDIAN GAL: Kereshni Namratha'.. 9JA GAL: iAmThatDopeChicSoFweshAndSexyTheyCallMeBeautifulSweetHoney |
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| 'Bra' &'Bar' have same Alphabets, both re Drinking Zones,bth av Restricted time of Opening &Closing, but wen Opened, both make Men go Crazy |
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| Many died in March, but I didn't. Some didn't wakeup to see April, but I did. Am not lucky, Am blessed. RETWEET If you are too |
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| (((Go to school first) )) : MTN pls I did like to know ma data balance!!! |
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| I admire women with crazy tattoos, but the thing is that THEY may be cool NOW, but won't be taken seriously in the FUTURE." |
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| The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at Mcdonalds, please grow up." |
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| Your BF's Phone Security Question is "What's ur Boo's name", you typed your name & it says "Incorrect Answer" ☹" |
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| When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings Dont Think That You Are In Love. .. It Means That u Need To Improve Your Vocabulary" |
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| If you're SKINNY AF you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. The fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?" |
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| *Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* What, did you die within 3 seconds?" |
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| 3 words, 2 seconds, 1 moment: "Thank you God."" |
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| Akpos did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates" |
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| Akpos comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'" |
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| How do you recognize Akpos in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board." |
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| Akpos: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet,u will be ok. Akpos:Can I take it d final game." |
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| Loneliness spreads like a virus, it's infectious." |
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| she needs to follow me now or I will nvm can't even do nothing |
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