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| Smiling on the outside, The Price is Right losing horn on the inside. |
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| Not many people know this but it's actually possible to own a Subaru without instagramming the shit out of it |
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| Not sure if I'm more surprised that the leafs had a 4-1 lead or that they blew it in a matter of minutes |
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| RAM is unreal daft punk is (still) unreal what a great monday 👌👌👌 |
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| you watched it without me?! |
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| Does it count as yoga if you're in bed and have to contort your body so that you can look at your iPhone while its plugged in? |
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| A lady at work put both a yacht and a 4.5M beach house up for sale on our classifieds so I'm sending her an email asking if she'd adopt me |
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| If your eyebrows look like a fun roller coaster ride we probably couldn't be friends |
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| you sound like you're having a great day today |
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| SUNS OUT GUNS oh wait no I'm stuck in an office all day |
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No shark emoticons but WOOOOOO!!!! |
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| Found my moms denim overall shorts from the 90's that I fully plan on wearing if you need a good reason to not be friends with me anymore |
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| I must have missed the part of elementary school when we learned that julia has a silent a |
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| HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! We present you the MAD DECENT BLOCK PARTY on JULY 19th w/ ... |
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| Enjoying so far. Where else can you hear from in one day? |
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| The only reason I wear dresses are because it's as close as I can get to having no pants on all day |
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| Do they not let you into badlands if you don't let all of social media know you got tickets or what |
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