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| Leave this place ": Weezy F Baby and the F is for Bra Fre Me, Fre Me" |
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| Eyi su33333 RT : instead of using LOL use SALTS..(smiled a little then stopped)..more truthful! |
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Girl to girl:
"Awhh, you're really pretty!"
"Thank you so much, you are too!"
Guy to guy:
"You're handsome"
"Wtf? Dude are you gay?" |
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| *makes typo* *deletes tweet* *deletes account* *destroys computer* *changes name* *moves to pakistan* *opens a curry shop* |
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| PRESENTER: Where were u born?.. AKPOS: London.. PRESENTER: Which part?.. AKPOS: Wat do u mean which part, my whole body was born in London |
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lool!! RT : Boy : wanna see a Magic?
Gir : aww yes :')
Boy : Poooff you are Single .
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| RT : After the 9/11 attacks, the Maasai tribe of Kenya gave 14 of their most important cattle to America as aid. |
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| that "do you believe in life after death look" a troski driver gives you when theres a real grave-deep pot-hole ahead |
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| is trending. You're going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? |
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| Lolz....wey logoligi tins again ?? RT :jx_an_EarTHliNg oh char!! Den times for d ghettoo na ide bee . logoligi logoli |
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“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
― Oscar Wilde
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| when people laugh soo hard before they tell you a joke..which turns out to be certainly completely 100% NOT funny |
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Saaa???...itx not "dzigbordi"? ('_' )
RT : Mohammed is actually the most common name in the world. |
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| 1GH for your pocket! What you dey do for Repu!!!! *singing* |
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In shs "I wan chop o" was alwayz followed by the question "what?".....in the uni........it's "who?"
:'( |
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| Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode. |
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| loolz RT : "jx_an_EarTHliNg: wey concert again........i jx dey spy (cont) |
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| wey concert again........i jx dey spy u then bey u dey do your wonders |
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| i've been around son,i've been around......i jx dey choq dey spy u gods do ur thing |
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