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| If life gives you potatoes, make vodka. |
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| You call yourself a programmer? Well then, use a REAL programmer's keyboard: |
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99 problems and I suspect the 'bitch' makes a nice round hundred
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| The little things matter. The big things matter more. |
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| To be clear, yes, we are recording in the 21st Century and all your jokes have been noted. |
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| Digital Book World must be jumping for joy. O'Reilly kills of Tools of Change conference. |
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| Https URLs posted in private Skype chats visited by Microsoft |
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| Newspapers with paywalls: don't they realise they're in the advertising business? |
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| "We want the best developers in the world", but don't hire remote? Really means "We want the best developers in a 60 mile radius." |
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| Google Unifies Its Free Storage, Now Gives You 15GB For Drive, Gmail And Google+ Photos by |
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| At least they didn't whrrr... ping! |
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| "Bank finance has been a problem since managers were taken out of the branches" - Lord Young |
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| Nothing says "Look, I let you crash here after the party but now you must leave immediately" quite like "We've only got muesli I'm afraid". |
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| Everything now should aim for: not too many regrets at the end, and those there will be, for sound enough reasons. |
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| Wow. EverythingEverywhere customers: EE is selling your location data, calls and texts to IpsosMori, in Times today |
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| Wonder which innocuous words occur most frequently in tweets that have swearing. seems to be one. |
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| Stop fixing scope to estimate time & cost. Instead fix time & cost; execute in small safe-fail iterations to estimate scope. via |
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| RT OH: Mac is for building websites. Linux is for running websites. Windows is for testing websites in IE. |
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| lol - "so you have a problem and you decide to use floating point math. Now you have 2.0000000003 problems" - |
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| "In real life, history is written by the victors. In git we are the victors, so you can change history." |
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