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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Toneloaf | NJ | 2009-04-29 | ![]() |
| @ToneLoaf | 1,485 days | |||
| I'm here to express my thoughts, my observations, and share jokes about your whore mother. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 7,744 | 458 | 11,781 | 696 | 42,922 |
![]() | Toneloaf @ToneLoaf |
| @OhNoSheTwitnt thanks girl! @FlyoverJoel @SortaBad | |
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| @OhNoSheTwitnt she's real! *nose starts growing. Stop that nose! | |
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| @Home_Halfway great one! | |
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| Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry. | |||
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| Heard someone say that the rain in NJ will be "biblical" today. Sounds like a good reason to stone my wife to death. | |||
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| If dicks weren't so gross, it would just be easier to be gay | |||
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| This microwave is beeping like I just entered the wrong missile launch codes. | |
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| @13spencer tell me about it... | |
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| @13spencer that's basically what twitter is becoming. | |
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| I know you worked hard on that joke. That being said, a girl with huge tits just posted the word "tits" and got 100 stars, so relax a bit. | |||
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| @OhNoSheTwitnt I wasn't bragging, I was boasting like a rapper, it's ok then. @Kyle_Lippert @JaySuch | |
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| @Kyle_Lippert hahaha! Yeah I just lapped her on the elliptical. @OhNoSheTwitnt @JaySuch | |
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| @Brettybooop I remedied that. Ya bastard. | |
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| Some guy just made eye contact with me in the Jiffy Lube waiting room so now I'm obligated to awkwardly cough and glance into the garage. | |||
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| Growing up, I knew my friend Steve was gay because he always rolled his boogers into dick shapes. | |
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| I just sexted an Amish girl by writing in some mud with a stick. | |||
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| @JakeInRealLife ring the "Lunk Alarm" at Planet Fitness!!! | |
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| @KimmyCupcakes1 You're right, i shouldn't ask for pics of a catholic school, they hide molesters. Can you send pics of those tits? | |
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| @KimmyCupcakes1 pics? | |
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| @mayamanion "doth thou desire me to 'churn thy butter?'l | |
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