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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | JokesOrTruth™ | 2012-09-10 | ![]() | |
| @JokesOrTruth | 282 days | |||
| Funny jokes to brighten up your day, every hour :) | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 342 | 374 | 202 | 0 | 1 |
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| It's ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager. | |||
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| I need new haters. The old ones are starting to like me. | |||
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| Check out Before and After cosmetic surgery! We think #5 is unbelievable! → bit.ly/12iPIcf - sp | |
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| Me a nerd? Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future. | |||
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| someone: are you crying? me: no, I'm having an allergic reaction. someone: to what? me: life | |||
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| Wooow look at these SUPER HOMES, the best 15 THE WORLD bit.ly/16jan6F - sp | |
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| The key to life is to not give a fuck. | |||
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| Black, White, Chinese, or Mexican... I'm still calling you "NIGGA" | |||
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| There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ | |
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| normal people: -sings lyrics me: -sings lyrics -sings backup vocals -sings guitar riffs -plays air drum the entire song -head-bangs | |||
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| Have you ever wondered how well your career fits with your astrological sign? >>> bit.ly/16fgfxV - sp | |
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| Trying to get over someone.. ow.ly/i/1Zjwh | |
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| I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent. | |||
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| on't call my phone with bullshit. Don't text my phone with bullshit. Don't come at me with bullshit. Don't tweet at me with bullshit. | |||
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| School is just a fancy word for prison. | |||
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| \(•_•) ) )z / \ you are the dancing queen \(•_•) ) )z / \ young and sweet \(•_•) ) )z / \ only seventeen | |
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| #ThingsISayInSchoolTheMost 1) I'm Tired 2) What time is it? 3) I'm bored 4) I want to go home 5) I don't get it 6) I'm hungry | |||
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| Me: Damn, you're such a good cuddler. Pillow: ... Me: Shhh, don't speak.. | |
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| Unfortunately, I can't make you love me, the way I love you. | |
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| Everyone: Are you okay? Everyone: You look upset. Everyone: Are you mad at me? Everyone: What are you mad at? Me: IT'S JUST MY FACE | |||
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