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I hate it when people come to your house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?"......
"No we just shit in the garden."
Hahaha lmfao x |
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| 2012 Fantasy Football Week 6: Quarterback Rankings and Projections - Bleacher Report |
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| I wonder if when Maury's hittin Connie Chung from behind he smacks her and says, "Who's your Father?!". |
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| Show your support for the University of South Carolina. Retweet this to vote for in the Mascot Challenge. |
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| It never fails. Every time i walk into an organic supermarket i come out smelling like patchouli and my armpit hair grows 5 inches. |
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| The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that other people actually think you are stupid. |
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| Seattle Times: Bears make NFL history, overwhelm Jaguars 41-3 |
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| Instead of watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape, I decided to body slam my computer and then smash it with a chair. |
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| Vodka. Confidence in a bottle. |
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| Can't even believe what Michael Vick did. I mean what the hell. It's appalling. Fumbling twice today. What a disgusting human |
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| I’ll use your name as a verb. I don’t give a Dave. |
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| A good neighbor is someone that doesn't put a password on their WiFi. |
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| balls are like mud flaps for your dick |
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| Kraft singles can be used as currency between drunk people. |
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| My Super Hero name is Klepto Woman incase you were all wondering where your missing lighters went. |
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| Inflation has be the biggest obstacle to 50 Cent staying 50 Cent. |
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| whoever it was that thought of putting pineapple on pizza was probably really stoned but I am forever thankful. |
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| Go fuck thyself -me if I was Shakespeare. |
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| You're getting older when the drugs you sneak off to do in nightclub bathrooms are for heartburn. |
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