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| The director for the NSA said their spying foiled an attack on wallstreet, and scolded a reporter for not emailing his mother enough. |
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| You never hear about anyone spanking the monkey anymore. Is that still a thing? I thought i'd find it on twitter |
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| Actual email from the hubs: "Pick up the kids. Take them to the library. Don't fuck anyone. I'll be back later." |
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Taking advice on parenting from people without kids is as ridiculous as being advised on sex by a virgin
Oh wait, that’s what Catholics do |
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| Hour 13 at work and i'm doing pretty well, especially since i finally got "mmm bop" out of my head.....crap |
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Don't like facts?
Afraid of progressive thinking?
Maybe it's time you tried… Religion®
[Warning: Religion® may cause excessive bigotry] |
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| Starting another 90 hour work-week on 3 hours of sleep is NOT my best idea. But ya gotta pay to play and last night was worth today. |
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| It's funny that the people who carry cameras in their cars hoping to see bigfoot, have crappy cameras with no zoom. |
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| killer show tonight! Thanks! |
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| Thanks Duluth — rock night! |
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| truly amazing show tonight. Thank you. |
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| At a Bob Mould show...if you don't know who that is you should punch your favorite dj in the throat. |
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| Life would make sense if you held yourself accountable more often |
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| The mosquito that just bit me must of had some snoop blood in him, cause i'm suddenly all fo shizzle |
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| I'ts easy to be an unwavering sanctimonious asshole on abortion when you were born with a penis and don't need to worry about pregnancy |
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| I watch sporting events and decide their outcome because that is a very important priority for Me. |
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| Dead dad pictures are all the rage on Facebook today. |
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