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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Joe Wronkiewicz | Boca Raton, FL | 2010-08-08 | ![]() |
| @wronkiewicz | 1,015 days | |||
| this is an adventure | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 31 | 131 | 118 | 0 | 26 |
![]() | Joe Wronkiewicz @wronkiewicz |
| @sonorachase @ColleenBoag I tried to apply this but my boss got mad when I showed up to work 2 hours late with this quote as my excuse. | |
| 1d in reply to sonorachase | |
![]() | Joe Wronkiewicz @wronkiewicz |
| Is it just me or does your eye click sometimes & then you can see through solid objects? #governmentputachipinmybrain | |
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| @ColleenBoag I could really use a bus trip to Hawaii one of these days! | |
| 42d in reply to ColleenBoag | |
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| @ColleenBoag I Dont know how it works. | |
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| Murdock! You crazy fool! | |
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| Sometimes I drink tea in a rocks glass so people think its booze. Only there are no people. And it really is booze. | |
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| Why are we here? Because this is were we are. Whoa | |
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![]() | Tim Siedell @badbanana | ||
| "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye." Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party. | |||
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| I was afraid of this. It seems we've crossed over into the alternate version of 2013 where Ricki Lake is on TV. | |
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| Saint Valentine was eventually imprisoned, beaten, stoned, and beheaded. They don't tell you that on the cards. | |||
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![]() | edgarwright @edgarwright | ||
| Okay, fuck it. I'll be Pope. | |||
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| I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn. | |||
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| @wronkstar1 I don't live in a toilet but I LOVE taking dumps. | |
| 108d in reply to wronkstar1 | |
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| @scissorly_yours I don't believe you. | |
| 155d in reply to IMErinBailey | |
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| @gateaulife one time I thought I too was petting reindeer but the I realized I was dead. But the I realized I was alive, but just insane. | |
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![]() | Rory Scovel @roryscovel | ||
| You know there are some guys who drive trucks for Budweiser because they think that is the coolest job. | |||
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| Waking up is the most horrible thing, ever. | |||
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![]() | Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker | ||
| Let's be honest; bath salts sound fun. | |||
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![]() | RainnWilson @rainnwilson | ||
| If you see that someone is tailing your car, make sure you say "looks like we've got company!" | |||
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![]() | National Geographic @NatGeo | ||
| See the first photo ever taken of Earth from Mars: on.natgeo.com/QXllny | |||
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