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| How have I never been asked to do "Dancing with the Stars"? Seriously? Especially when Gambit gets asked ALL the time. |
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| Woke up this morning, found 12 drunk texts from Puck on my phone. Typical. |
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| Weekend checklist: make giant ice bunny on front lawn, eat metric ton of chocolate, kiss a lot, be awesome. |
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| reaches annual maximum extent, marking the beginning of the melt season. |
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| Two weeks until ! What flavor are you going to get? |
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| You can make yourself lighter than air! How am I supposed to compete with that? |
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| 200 push-ups! New Grey School record! Ooh, actually broke a sweat. I hate breaking a sweat. |
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| Still a bit green today. Shouldn't have poured so much food coloring into myself. |
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| Thanks, that was fun. Back to grading papers now for me. Ah to heck with it, they all get Cs. Gonna watch Cupcake Wars. Good night. |
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| The first guy who builds a walk-in microwave. RT who's your most dreaded super villain? |
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| Yeah. You know that time you caught one on your tongue... RT do you fart snow flakes? |
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| None of the above. He just takes cold air baths like Ben Franklin. RT Does Beast buy shampoo by the bottle or vat? |
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| I got time for three more. Make 'em good ones. |
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| Freezing the pipes in Wolverine's bathroom. RT Favourite non-heroic use of your power? |
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| Anyone whose name doesn't rhyme with Wenton Wire. RT Who's your favorite student? |
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| Oh no, don't tell me Mystique's releasing our "vacation" video. RT Are you looking forward to your upcoming movie appearance? |
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| Smartest yard I've ever met. RT How's Krakoa doing in math? |
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| Yeah, I remember. You were the 5499 person to tell that joke. RT tried to introduce myself but you gave me the cold shoulder |
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| Flatman. RT who do you look up to among the Avengers? :) |
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| When was he ever? Guy named himself Spider-Man. RT What's up with Spider-Man lately? Dude doesn't seem right in the head. |
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