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| Remember, sharing is caring ... sharing can change the world |
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| Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. |
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| It seems right now that all I've ever done in my life is making my way here to you. |
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| Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities |
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| 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all |
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| Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry |
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| The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. |
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| Life has no rehearsals, only performances. |
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| What's the difference between a wife and a job. After 5 years, the job still sucks. |
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| Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination? |
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| What do you do when you see Justin Bieber running around your yard covered in blood? You calm down, reload, and shoot again |
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| I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it |
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| Women are like stars...only one can make your dreams come true! |
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| What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. |
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| I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so i smashed their window and stole their radio |
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| Maybe it�s not always about trying to fix something broken ... Maybe it�s about starting over and creating something better |
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| Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly |
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| We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive |
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| All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it |
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| Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live |
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