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| Pretty sure Chris McCandless would not have had to go "Into The Wild" to discover his authentic self if there had been Twitter back in '92 |
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| Miguel Cabrera as Marlin emeritus. “: Question: Who will represent the at the All-Star game?” |
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| You're in West Hollywood, and suddenly, you know in your heart is lurking nearby in his truck...watching...getting closer... |
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| There is nothing that affirms sportsmanship more than the refs getting the victory after a good, close game. |
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| Day 94: Ongoing effort to get my wife to only refer to sleep as "snooze-a-palooze" has so far yielded no tangible or intangible results. |
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| Star Trek Into Darkness was totally great. Bring it on, nerdlings haters, I will do worse than kill you, I will hurt you. |
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| Maybe Obama is turning heel like a wrestler. Soon he will start making fun of fat people in the press and running down local sports teams. |
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| I guess Bruno Mars was right to go with the title "Locked Out of Heaven" instead of the working title "I Really, Really, Enjoy Fucking You." |
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| If "TP" is an acceptable nickname for toilet paper, we should be ready to call paper towels "PT." And yet it disgusts me. |
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| I want to see the Medieval Times movie, but I am worried about them ruining the source material. |
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| Ennui is fancy boredom for assholes. |
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| and I finding getting the call that SUPER FUN NIGHT was picked up by ABC. Again, I am GRATEFUL! |
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| Attention creators of the Univision adaptation of Breaking Bad: I am available and expecting your call. |
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| thanks, pal! Your coverage of the Heat and pathetic Marlins is the only thing that keeps me going. |
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| Twitter's surprisingly angry response to getting canceled is pretty fucking cool. |
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| Sadly 1600 Penn is no more. Thanks to & the cast & crew 4 a hell of a fun ride. |
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| Proud to be a Penn-head! I wish all the luck to your future projects! |
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| Yesterday happy day, today sad day. Not unexpected but we made some good shows and well, it's too bad more people didn't see them. |
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| It is the end of the line for . The most fun I've ever had in my life. Thanks to everyone who took a chance on us. Onward!! |
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| I've always wanted to be in a cult. RT : It's official. 1600 Penn is a cult classic. |
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