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| If you don't know why the code is there. FIGURE IT OUT OR LEAVE IT ALONE. |
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| People of San Francisco until the croissants start to taste like they came from France you can stop pronouncing it with a French accent. |
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| Maybe I should just alias it to filegrabby. |
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| It took me three tries to get that last tweet right. What evil genius named a command line utility rsync. |
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| That point in the day when you consider downloading a typing tutor and setting it to to have you practice "rsync rsync rsync rsync rsync" |
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| There is something bizarre frightening and shameful about walking down a busy city street at 8:30am listening to Inner Logic. |
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| "We need some cathedral up in that bazaar, son." |
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| A wish for more carrots does not lead to more carrots unless one also digs for carrots. |
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| It took me 20 years but finally found someone who would sponsor me. |
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| Skateboarding with kids pro tip. Park is empty at 8:30 in the morning. |
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| "Wi-Fi signals enable gesture recognition throughout entire home" -- I so want to build an app for this! |
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| OH biking past the old Twitter HQ: "Duuuuude seriously Facebook is kicking our ass." Here's hoping they were talking about multifactor auth. |
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| Need a setting across all web pages and applications for "I am always sure". Don't protect me from myself I can live with the consequences. |
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| Devops pro tip: All environments need three nicknames that make them impossible to distinguish. Bonus points if inconsistently applied. |
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| I don't always store content in my database, but when I do I make sure it is all in views headers and footers. |
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| San Francisco approaching back yard swimming pool temperatures. All plans cancelled! |
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| Are curmudgeons attracted to software development, or is the inevitable result of fixing your 10,000th bug you turning into one? |
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| "Why are you so angry! I was just sleeping! Did I eat a loaf of sour dough again while I was sleep walking?" |
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| Pretty sure my dog would say I can't work at home anymore if I keep scolding the computer and making her think she's in trouble if she could |
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| Am totally loving the new dreditor patch name suggestion feature! |
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